Tuesday, May 13, 2008

better to give than receive

dear nessie,

i don't understand what's happened. i did what you said. i opened the package. i found what was inside the package. clearly what came in the package was meant for me. you know it was. c'mon. it's not like you to be selfish. i can't believe that you say you want it back when you didn't even come in to the office to get it. i took it in from the dhl man. i opened it up. it saw me first. you know how baby ducks imprint on the first thing they see? well, it's the same.

don't be bitter because i have a better phone.

me

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