I'm sorry, you misunderstood...

The etching in the back of my Treo 650 says "STEAL THIS PHONE."

Not "STEAL THAT PHONE."

Not "LEAVE THIS PHONE ALONE BUT KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR SOMETHING NICER TO STEAL."

Not "STEAL SARAH'S NEW PHONE."

And certainly not "STEAL MY N95."

My deepest apologies, though. I didn't realize you had misread the writing on the phone. But now I think we've cleared it up, yes?

I expect to see my new phone on my desk by morning.

Thanks,
Sarah