you don't really care

hard proof that you don't really care
Originally uploaded by markresch

you're right it is a swan. or maybe a shiny object from the future. but not your future. because this phone is from my present. you said it was christmas, after all.

besides, you would never love it the way that i do. i've seen your phone. it's old. it's pitted. logos rubbed off, etched with your true feelings. remember when that one was the one you wanted? when it was all bright and sparkly and new? look what you did to it! you let the instructables get to it and etch "steal this phone" on the back. is that any way to treat a loyal trusty companion? i think not.

i'm only doing this because staying with me is in the best interests of the handset.